Thursday, 7 November 2013

Best coach/older sister ever!

Getting up early today to go into the city to the American and Birtish sweet store to get Berty beans, gay bacon strips, nerds, twizzlers and clinkers for my gymnasts. Can't wait for their competition! Glitter is a must :) 
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I hate onesies!

Just when I restore all hope in humanity and I see people wearing onesies out in public. It's fine to wear them at home on a cold winters day or for a costume but not out! This is what society has deemed acceptable, yet we're still fighting for equal rights. This is the generation I have to deal with. Generation Z, you're ridiculous. 
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Monday, 23 September 2013

You know I'm sick when...

I refuse and massage, hug and kiss from some very attractive ladies. Yep. I don't even know why I thought that was a bad idea. Silly sick me saying no to those things. I can't even believe it. 
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Sunday, 8 September 2013

No sleep had

Even by my standards this is ridiculous. 2 hours sleep on first night, then gymnastics and on Saturday phill was over so little sleep had then gymnastics ALL DAY. This weekend it is queer ball and Aly's 20th with gymnastics ALL DAY BOTH DAYS. SHIT. 
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Thursday, 22 August 2013

Queer Lounge

SO I totally found and entered the queer lounge with Xander and there was just one other person in there and she started to make awkward conversation. Now Xander is gone and they have multiplied. Xander read a book about handjobs. YES THAT IS WHAT THEY HAVE IN HERE.
AND RAINBOWS. AND COUCHS WITH WRITING AND COMPUTERS AND A LITTLE GAY KITCHEN.
SO MUCH GAYNESS I CAN'T HANDLE. 
I'M NOT EVEN GAY. Would it be bad to bring a boy here to make out with? WHY DOES THAT EVEN COME INTO MIND.
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Wednesday, 7 August 2013

Things my little sisters say...

'I don't want to make you sad Rachael but, why don't you smile as much as you used to? Everyone always says how much you smiled when you were young.' FUCKSHITWHAT. How do I even respond to that?!
In my actual response I repeated, 'don't you worry, I promise I am happy' a lot. I thought I was better now!
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Wednesday, 10 July 2013

I'm ready to throw up.

I've seen two mullets today and I haven't even been out of the house for an hour. What is happening? Is someone trying I send a message that an apocalypse is coming? 
P.S  I'm sick. But the disgust and throwing up is still valid. 
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