Saturday 26 January 2013

Lesson learnt

The sad moment when I don't want to get huge blisters so I decide to walk barefoot on asphalt on a 36 degree day. GENIUS. Next time When I get blisters from my flip flops I should suck it up. Now I have blisters and burn soles. #notevenkidding #burntfeet #neverwalkingoncoals #dreambroken #thisiswhathappenswhenicantfeelanything


Wednesday 16 January 2013

I'm only going to break your heart

Please. You are too kind and you not only deserve better but should be with someone who could actually return some sort of affection without running away. It's what I will do.

Thursday 10 January 2013

"Cup" song

What do I do in my free time? How do I stay productive? I learn the cup song from pitch perfect. Yep. At the beginning I was saying 'fuck this is hard, I can't do this' because instead of picking up the cup I kept on hitting it over. Now I am a master. And have the tune stuck in my head. Congratulations on both counts.
Rage more?

Monday 7 January 2013

R

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUXK FUCK FUCK FUCK FIXK FUCK FUCK DUXK FUCK DUXK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUXK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
YES THERE ARE FUCKING MISTAKES. FUCK THEM.
RAGE MORE?

Thursday 3 January 2013

Midsumma festival

It starts on the 13th. I can't even. I haven't been in two years. And now I'm legal. Asdfghjkl. This is a hot summer, I plan to wear bathers every time I go. Or little clothing. All acceptable at midsumma! GAY BACON STRIPS!