Saturday 25 February 2012

Breakdowns are the new cool

Well I had a lovely breakdown yesterday.. at my sisters 21st of all places.
Look it wasn't all bad, in fact it was a great night because I got to meet this lovely woman who I have been dying to meet and she asked to have pictures with me :D :D
Then we were partying having lots of alcohol, taking heaps of pictures and not to mention gelling my hair into a mohawk and getting silly stringed. NEVER AGAIN
But yeah, later in the night, not so great, minor/major breakdown including me running away, going on the roof, hiding in closets, being in tears and listening to 'best years of our lives' on repeat. My friends eventually found me but all I want to do is go back to Germany. There was no drama there, I ran away from it all.
Please send me back.
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Monday 20 February 2012

Deception is my game

Cool and scary things have been happening lately. I bought a formal dress which was the weirdest experience of my life because I don't ever wear dresses or skirts. EVER.
We have this stupid formal dress group on facebook that we have to post a picture of our dress on so no one steals it.
So I did and ... so many girls liked it and said how stunning/gorgeous/hot I look and how I should 'own it'.. what is happening to the world? If you didn't already get the vibe, girls scare the living bajebus out of me. So many likes in an hour. And my best-yet-slightly-homophobic-girlfriend keeps saying how hot I look. CONFIDENCE BOOST. Yeah it's kind of a problem that she's slightly homophobic... I'm working on it.
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Things I'll never say

Yeah so starting a blog..
What am I even meant to say?
@m i ment 2 t@lk lyk dis?
I really have no idea. Sorry if I break blog rules, but I generally use decent English, oh well, you'll manage somehow.
I guess well, whatever! I can say what I want! I like to deceive people a lot, it's really fun. The only thing fun about high school is the amount of ridiculous rumours there is about me. Such as taking a girl to formal and going in a suit and lets not forget asking Cam Wallace for sex. Yeah it's a good life. I thrive on secrets, rumours and lies. Is that bad?
Most people don't know me very well, finally told Phill something, now he just calls me a whore. I am a bigger one than him. Just because I did stuff when I was quite young. Whatevs! No one realises that we're not joking. Yeah confession #1 there.
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