Tuesday 27 November 2012

This is what happens when I wear a dress

A guy on schoolies takes interest in me and tries to hook up with me. I don't know why but except 4 guys at my now former school I would never hook up with any of them. It just makes me shudder at the thought. But gosh it felt good turning him down. I held back the urge to say 'I like girls' but at least I know I still got it! ;) it was even more funny that I saw it coming and I was texting my fiancé at the same time as talking with attempted-hook-up-dude.
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Saturday 24 November 2012

Annddd we're good

We're back I having heaps of fun. We went to the beach, threw around a frisbee, went in the water, explored the rocks and sand baked. Then we went back to the pool at our apartment and then had showers and played music while the girls were getting ready. Going out for dinner now. Ciao!
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Wish I was in Byron.

So far schoolies isn't quite what I expected. It started off really well... For a couple of hours. Sadly while sitting around talking in the apartment some annoying stuff was said after explaining my sexual identity and sexuality. So I sat on the edge of the balcony and wrote in my journal. Then I went to the beach and they went searching for me. So sad. Then I came back as while I was gone I was talking to Geoffrey and Peter and was still on the phone with them. I went out again to read by the pool before going to the beach again. Everyone else was falling asleep by 9. I came back at 9:30 because they said I should and 3 were asleep. When they went to bed, I went out again and eventually got into bed by midnight. No drinking was involved. So sad. Second day now, we've done a little shopping and now we're back watching cartoons. Are. You. Serious.
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Thursday 15 November 2012

Schoolies jitters

Schoolies makes me fearful,
As fearful as can be,
Perhaps I mean gleeful. Oh I'm not sure what I mean.
The sun, the surf, the sand, the air.
It all seems like a place where one couldn't care, but it is an escape.
The teenagers need a break from the years of schooling.
So they go up north where the water meets the sand.
A party down the way is raving
Underage drinking has become the new black and hookups and one night stands are badges of honour.
Schoolies is a place to be someone else, because being a teen mum was never on my list.
STDs may follow as they usually do,
Did you use a condom, are you on the pill? What about swimming? I won biggest dick of the year.
After you've been drinking, it always sounds like a good idea.

Sunday 11 November 2012

I feel like I just signed my soul to the devil

Yeaaapp. It's nearly 18 years since I came out of my mothers womb so she gave me money to buy and watch and some stuff for schoolies. $500 to be exact. I planned on spending only $250-$300. I spent $400. I got ray bans, the watch, bikini and board shorts and 3 singlets. Wow. Just wow. Never give me money to shop. I had to restrain myself from buying another bikini (although I probably need it) and a nano skateboard.
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Tuesday 6 November 2012

Small children are stupid

A tiny pubescent boy just tried to insult this guy all the girls think are hot by calling him gay. I don't know how that's offensive. But then he said he looks like he likes cunt. I hope he realises what cunt is otherwise he won't be getting any.
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Friday 2 November 2012

Win!

My best friend just told me that he finishes four out of his five exams before I even start mine yet I still finish before him. Laawwlll