Sunday 15 July 2012

Teenage mum on the floor passed out

Last term of high school (or last full one anyway)
That's kind of exciting I think. Well basically I go back to school tomorrow for term 3 which I am super excited about because then in a few weeks I am done with high school
THANK THE FUCKING KING!
However, I also came to realise how horrible this term is going to be with school work and finishing my folio and etc etc. Buutttt if I can make it through this I am sure any other work I have to do in my life with seem like a breeze (I say that now :/ )
Oh and yesterday I had my usual staff meeting before we go back to usual work (at my gymnastics) and it included its usual antics and hilariousness and also tell tales such as taking m&ms and then for each colour you had to tell something about you. I had 4 TV shows, so naturally they were Doctor Who, Buffy the Vampire Slayer& Pretty Little Liars and Skins. We also practiced a fire drill. I went upstairs to be a parent and got super into my role. I was a teenage mum who had been drinking a passed out on the ground. So when my friend came in he was trying to get me to move by kicking me (lightly) on my side and then picked me up/ dragged me. GREAT PLAN!
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So... Is he gay?

At the end of a long design the session there were only 3 people left and put teacher. Our teacher just overheard me talking about lady gaga and then starting asking me stuff. It went something like this:
Teacher: Now, my nephew likes Lady Gaga.... What does that mean?
Me: It means he's awesome!
Teacher: No but really, what does that mean?
Me: It means that you should introduce me because we could be friends!
Teacher: Yeah, okay, but does it mean he is.. gay?
My friend and I: *burst out in laughter*
Teacher: Because he loves Lady Gaga, he follows her on twitter constantly, he never talks to people, he's not a very social person, he doesn't have many friends, he's a lanky but very tall 14 year old awkward boy. But I just want to know, is he gay?
Me: Well to stereotype.... yes, yes he.. probably. Let's just say that it is very unlikely that he is straight.
Teacher: Okay
My friend: Yeah I mean, we're not trying to be mean but most likely guys that like Lady Gaga aren't straight so it is most likely he is gay..
Me: or bisexual or pansexual or transexual.... the point is he isn't straight
SO... basically after that we had a long chat about heaps of our friends in our school that are big Lady Gaga fans as well (guys) that aren't straight either and it just went on and on like the conversation above. ALSO... earlier in the day my teacher and I were talking about 80's teen movies and having a blast and then we shamed the other girl there who hadn't heard or watched any of the movies that we were talking about. Including Ferris Bueller's Day Off :o Shame on you Annika.
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Monday 2 July 2012

MOTHER MONSTER

Quick recap here:
On saturday I went to Lady GaGa and it was the most amazing thin I have ever experiencing. I no longer know what to do with my life. We were all dressed up and got there at 1pm and waited in the cold weather with our throw away jackets and ponchos. Phill and I made food runs to subway as well. IMPORTANT! We got into the monster pit and we were so close to her and we met some amazing people ! (including two tanned muscular shirtless guys ;D ) My paws were up all night and I was singing along to everything and I even threw my unicorn at her. So spectacular. I just want to wear my GaGa clothes everywhere.
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