Sunday 15 July 2012

So... Is he gay?

At the end of a long design the session there were only 3 people left and put teacher. Our teacher just overheard me talking about lady gaga and then starting asking me stuff. It went something like this:
Teacher: Now, my nephew likes Lady Gaga.... What does that mean?
Me: It means he's awesome!
Teacher: No but really, what does that mean?
Me: It means that you should introduce me because we could be friends!
Teacher: Yeah, okay, but does it mean he is.. gay?
My friend and I: *burst out in laughter*
Teacher: Because he loves Lady Gaga, he follows her on twitter constantly, he never talks to people, he's not a very social person, he doesn't have many friends, he's a lanky but very tall 14 year old awkward boy. But I just want to know, is he gay?
Me: Well to stereotype.... yes, yes he.. probably. Let's just say that it is very unlikely that he is straight.
Teacher: Okay
My friend: Yeah I mean, we're not trying to be mean but most likely guys that like Lady Gaga aren't straight so it is most likely he is gay..
Me: or bisexual or pansexual or transexual.... the point is he isn't straight
SO... basically after that we had a long chat about heaps of our friends in our school that are big Lady Gaga fans as well (guys) that aren't straight either and it just went on and on like the conversation above. ALSO... earlier in the day my teacher and I were talking about 80's teen movies and having a blast and then we shamed the other girl there who hadn't heard or watched any of the movies that we were talking about. Including Ferris Bueller's Day Off :o Shame on you Annika.
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